thinkb4ublink: In a uniform, looking frustrated. (used to be a police officer)
Yeah, well, that was another swimmin' edition of 'Too Close to the Bone'. I hope you got your psychiatric meat out of that cause otherwise it woulda been traumatisin' fer no good reason. And we all gotta scrabble fer that, else, we're never gonna get out of 'ere.

Charmin'.

[Spam for the Pub.]

[So he'd graduated. He'd walked into his bathroom and found a bath. He'd stared at it and sighed. Bloody thing was dirty.

It was a couple of hours of not deciding where to go (even though the answer was creeping at the back of his mind, he knew where) before he got himself up and headed up to the pub.

All by myself, he childishly mimicked in his head.

He was going to get plastered and go.]

[Public, last thing after the pub]

Right, I'm off.
thinkb4ublink: Looking down and grimacing. (pained)
[Slater is in no condition to go to work or do anything much at all. Returning to himself, he was left with a vague feeling of Del Boy's feelings and as odd as that would be in of itself, what Del had been feeling made him feel even worse.

It was only when he realised that his bottle had been empty that he pulled himself together enough to reach for his communicator.]

[Private to Hannibal]

That was your sister, right? Didn't make it, did she.

[Private to George]

Seeing as you're up. Get me a bottle of Paddy's whiskey. Actually, you know? Make it two.

No questions.
thinkb4ublink: Del Boy as played by David Jason, main character from Only Fools and Horses and the thorn in Slater's side (del boy)
[A tubby, smiling (if a little nervously) man with a big coat appears on screen. It's askew, because Del Boy and technology are not a good mix. It's frankly a wonder it's not smoking or something. He shrugs his coat into proper position.] All right? [His voice is too loud for it, and he shifts.

Then a smirk.] Here, anybody know 'Roy Slater'? Grumpy old sod... [He spots a picture off to the side.] Looks like this?
thinkb4ublink: An extremely dubious, oh really, am I doing this expression. Common for Slater. (SIGH)
[Muttered out of shot.] A pirate. Bleedin' hell, Admiral, trading was bad enough. Bloody Dell Boy haunting me and I'm the one who's supposed to be dead!
thinkb4ublink: Pirate Slater is pretty happy and fondled here. Women not included. (space pirate!)
Always good to get a bit of shore leave after a long out tradin' mission! I'll be at the Oasis! [If you want to do some shady dealing!]

[Private to Pirate crew]

All right, my darlings, sit back, relax but keep your eyes open and ears to the ground, you'll never know what when an opportunity or a member of our lovely local authority will show up to brighten our day!

[Oh, if anyone else wants to join Slater's crew, then just respond to the filter and welcome aboard!]
thinkb4ublink: Looking pretty nice and studious in a sepia toned picture. (old west)
[Meet Roy Slater, your local General Store Manager, whatever you need, he'll find you. Eventually. He has a seller's smile on his face.] Ladies and Gentlemen, fear not those rumours, your local store has all you need so to stock up on food, ammunition and guns. All you need to keep you and your family save as houses!

All our goods are of the highest quality and cheap as I can make them!

So come down here and we stock it, you'll get it and if we don't, we'll get it for you!

Thank you!


[OOC: Spam and orders can go here.]
thinkb4ublink: Arms folded, looking unimpressed (Default)
I wanted to be Bluebeard.

[Rolls his eyes, got me again!.] As a kid! All right? As a kid.

[Private to Randal]

Here, what you do to Howie? It's like he's plottin' a coup against ya, mate. [He's only doing this because he actually likes Howie, and this is the Barge, so something's up.]
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