Think before you blink and you might just make it

[Meet Roy Slater, your local General Store Manager, whatever you need, he'll find you. Eventually. He has a seller's smile on his face.] Ladies and Gentlemen, fear not those rumours, your local store has all you need so to stock up on food, ammunition and guns. All you need to keep you and your family save as houses!

All our goods are of the highest quality and cheap as I can make them!

So come down here and we stock it, you'll get it and if we don't, we'll get it for you!

Thank you!


[OOC: Spam and orders can go here.]