Think before you blink and you might just make it

Right then. [There's a big old pause here because a) while that sounded firm, Slater's no clue where he is and b) he's not entirely sure this thing can hear him and he's not just talking to a telly. He's revealing his nervousness by rolling a metal slinky back and forth in his hands.] Yeah. Uh. Where am I and... well this ain't home. Not even London, no traffic, so maybe anybody tell me how I got here?

Always good to get a bit of shore leave after a long out tradin' mission! I'll be at the Oasis! [If you want to do some shady dealing!]

[Private to Pirate crew]

All right, my darlings, sit back, relax but keep your eyes open and ears to the ground, you'll never know what when an opportunity or a member of our lovely local authority will show up to brighten our day!

[Oh, if anyone else wants to join Slater's crew, then just respond to the filter and welcome aboard!]